PRIVATIZE THE ABC

© Words by PRODOS
Melody based on Alexander's Ragtime Band

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Privatize! Privatize! Privatize The ABC Privatize! Privatize! It belongs to you and me And if that really is The honest absolute truth Then I would like to sell my little bit of it to you. And make a lovely buck or two Wouldn’t you? Privatize! Privatize! Privatize the ABC Privatize! Privatize! Cause it belongs to you and me. It’s just the honest democratic thing to do! Privatize! Privatize! Privatize the ABC!

Privatize The ABC Privatize your big fat subsidy Cause if it really is “Your ABC” Then doesn’t some of it Belong to you And some to me? So line up folks and place your bids! Step right up! Privatize The ABC Privatize your fat tax subsidy So what’s the honest democratic thing to do? Privatize! Privatize! Privatize the ABC

Going once! Going twice! Bang! Goodbye! So what’s the fuss? If we just Privatize! Privatize the ABC But what about all them witty Left-wing intellects? And what about the biased And politically correct? They’d all be queuing for the dole Brrrrr. Ain’t it cold? Privatize The ABC! Privatize! Privatize! It belongs to you and me Now what’s the honest democratic thing to do? Privatize! Privatize! Privatize the ABC